dalishpariah:

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

follow-the-music:

ch-a-s-i-n-g:

Why parents have a strange need to hold our phone when we show them some pictures?

I showed this post to my mum and she grabbed my phone to read it and just stood there defeated

palyce:

when u fake broke cuz u gotta save